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COLLECTABLES

"You gotta risk it for the biscuit to find out if the juice was worth the squeeze."

RAID THE SHOP ►
IF IT'S FAKE,
IT'S FREE!
GRADED
OR RAW
RISK IT FOR THE BISCUIT ✦ NEW DROPS EVERY WEEK ✦ POKÉMON ✦ CRYSTALS ✦ FOSSILS ✦ COMICS ✦ RETRO ✦ RISK IT FOR THE BISCUIT ✦ NEW DROPS EVERY WEEK ✦ POKÉMON ✦ CRYSTALS ✦ FOSSILS ✦ COMICS ✦ RETRO ✦
// FIVE FLAVORS OF OBSESSION

PICK YOUR POISON

Pokémon Cards
Holos, slabs & sealed
11 IN STOCK →
Crystals & Opals
Fire & black opals
20 IN STOCK →
Fossils
Teeth, bones & ammonites
4 IN STOCK →
Comics
CGC slabs & key issues
4 IN STOCK →
Retro & Vintage
80s / 90s relics
4 IN STOCK →
// JUST HIT THE SHELVES

THE FRESH HAUL

SEE EVERYTHING →
GRAIL
Crystals & Opals
Hot Pink Plasma Opal
Neon pink. No notes.
$520
HOLO
Crystals & Opals
Neon Abyss Opal
Blue-green mosaic fire.
$275
MYTHIC
Crystals & Opals
Sunset Confetti Opal
Red & green confetti storm.
$210
POKÉMON CARDS · SHOT
HOLO
Pokémon Cards
Raichu — Base (PSA 8)
Gigashock, gem-adjacent.
$75
GRAIL
Crystals & Opals
Midnight Surge Opal
Pure voltage blue.
$445
FOSSILS · SHOT
MYTHIC
Fossils
Megalodon Tooth — 5in
A real shark ate with this.
$310
MYTHIC
Crystals & Opals
Pink Voltage Opal
Bubblegum, rainbow heart.
$310
RETRO & VINTAGE · SHOT
MYTHIC
Retro & Vintage
Sealed 8-Bit Handheld (1989)
Still in the shrink wrap.
$260
THE KESSLER CODE

WE BUY THE WEIRD STUFF
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO

Look — I can't stop. Pokémon holos, raw crystals, shark teeth older than dirt, comics that smell like 1987. If it's rare, real, and makes your brain go BRRR, it ends up here. Every piece is hand-picked, hunted down, and guaranteed legit. You gotta risk it for the biscuit — so I already did the risking. You just get the biscuit.

IF IT'S FAKE, IT'S FREE
PULLED & GUARANTEED
SHIPPED LIKE NITRO
// DON'T MISS A DROP

JOIN THE COLLECTOR CULT

Restocks, new hauls, and the occasional 2AM "I found something insane" alert. No spam. Just heat.